Archive for category Funny
How I learned how to program
Posted by Malcolm Micallef in Funny on March 9, 2010
A great little comic I stumbled onto today on how one person learned how to program C++ in 21 days.
My Next Pet…
Posted by Malcolm Micallef in Funny, General on February 4, 2010
When I was young I only had two types of pets; fish and birds. The fish weren’t much fun. The birds were a bit more fun but still nothing like a dog. Today I was thinking if I had to a have a pet what would it have to be. I made a list of requirements that this pet must accomplish. The pet must be playful, loving and helpful.
When I say helpful I mean that for example if it’s a dog it must bring in the newspaper, scare off intruders and finally change my graphics card and optimize my computer. Most of you were thinking I wanted a dog. I wanted a dog before I found out what this monkey can do.
My pet will be this monkey. It would be a perfect relationship. I would buy him a small netbook, it would be like a normal laptop for humans. Maybe even start a new company which would compete with the Apple Geniuses. If Steve Jobs reads this he might get an idea of replacing all his geniuses.
An original way to get fired
Posted by Malcolm Micallef in Funny on February 3, 2010
It’s me again. A guy decided to do what the video I posted earlier showed. The only thing difference that he did it while (pretending) to work. While talking to a colleague. While another of his colleagues was doing an interview on live television.
What’s classic about this video is it seems that his friend seems to tell him that someone is doing a live interview behind him and his face is a classic s**t.
Has this ever happened you?
Posted by Malcolm Micallef in Funny on February 3, 2010
College Humour is a site I visit when I am in need of a lift. It has amazingly hilarious videos and photos. If you are having a bad day I dare you to go on this site and check out some of the videos and if they don’t put a smile on your face you are either having a very bad day or there is something wrong with you.
Ironically if you are trying to work this video explains why you are not managing…
Most Visited Sites of Malta
Posted by Malcolm Micallef in Funny, General, Internet, Technology, Wierd on February 1, 2010
Today I worked on making my website more accessible to Google. This is known as Search Engine Optimization (SEO) and it is a very popular and profitable service some are capable in offering. It involves making a sitemap for Google to know the pages you have on your site, adding the proper meta tags, etc.
During this process I decided to check out Alexa to see what the most visited websites in the world are. I was pleasantly surprised when I found that I can see the most visited websites by country.
For Alexa to track these sites the user must have some adware installed on their computer. So this won’t be the whole Maltese population but still it’s quite shocking when you see some of the sites that are up there.
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