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	<title>Malcolm Micallef&#039;s Blog &#187; Funny</title>
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		<title>Electric and hybrid cars in Malta can work forever thanks to this device&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://malcolmmicallef.com/2010/05/10/electric-and-hybrid-cars-in-malta-can-work-forever-thanks-to-this-device/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 13:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Micallef</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[GenShock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hybrid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Levant Power]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Electric cars and hybrid cars are gaining popularity in Malta or else I am noticing them more. Either way we cannot continue using petrol and diesel in the rate we are using it. It will either finish or we won’t be able to afford it. In this rate we won’t be able to afford it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/10x0510nuj35bgenshock2.jpg" rel="lightbox-415"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-416" title="10x0510nuj35bgenshock2" src="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/10x0510nuj35bgenshock2-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>Electric cars and hybrid cars are gaining popularity in Malta or else I am noticing them more. Either way we cannot continue using petrol and diesel in the rate we are using it. It will either finish or we won’t be able to afford it. In this rate we won’t be able to afford it soon.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Some young boffins had the great idea of using the wasted energy from shock absorbers (car’s suspension) to generate electricity, named Levant Power&#8217;s GenShock. All hybrid cars generate power when the driver brakes. Instead of using brake pads (or together not sure) the electric motor is used to slow down the car and by doing so it generates electricity. This electricity is stored in a battery for later. It’s a good idea to do so because in normal cars braking just produces heat.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">With the state of our roads in Malta if an electric car owner had to place this device on their suspension the car would generate enough power to continue going forever. Ok I don’t know how much power it would produce but if you are driving on some bad roads I am sure the battery would charge. This would bring a whole new transport situation in Malta. We would start seeing people making more holes in the roads, adding more speed bumps, etc. Malta would be the first country in the world to have their transportation system petrol and diesel free.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">This makes me even want to get an electric car.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">If you know anyone who has an electric or hybrid car do the right thing and give them this link.</p>
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		<title>June. The World Cup and now the return of …</title>
		<link>http://malcolmmicallef.com/2010/05/01/june-the-world-cup-and-now-the-return-of-%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 09:48:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Micallef</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[june 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[season 4]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world cup happens once every 4 years. It’s a great event where friends meet up and support their favourite countries. At least until Malta reaches the world cup. It’s a time where you meet up in a converted car park to drink obscene amount of beers or go to the beach for a swim [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">The world cup happens once every 4 years. It’s a great event where friends meet up and support their favourite countries. At least until Malta reaches the world cup. It’s a time where you meet up in a converted car park to drink obscene amount of beers or go to the beach for a swim and find the closest restaurant with the greasiest food you can eat while watching the best players the world has ever seen.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">This June is the return of another important TV event. The I.T. crowd season 4. This is the original UK episodes not the US or German versions. For those who don’t know what the I.T. crowd check out the youtube videos below.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">For some strange reason YouTube seems to have disabled embedding the videos into the site. So I will just have to send you to YouTube. The links below will take you a few clips of the I.T. crowd. You don&#8217;t have to be a geek to understand the humour.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmxXp62O8g" target="_blank">The I.T. Crowd &#8211; This is the Internet</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt9j80Jkc_A&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">The I.T. Crowd &#8211; Customer Support</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d82Lq2rVB_4&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">The I.T. Crowd &#8211; Piracy</a></p>
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		<title>The Web’s latest Incarnation</title>
		<link>http://malcolmmicallef.com/2010/03/17/the-webs-latest-incarnation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 10:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Micallef</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chat roulette is a new website started in November 2009 and since its launch has gained a lot of popularity. The website allows two random strangers to have webcam-based conversations. Visitors to the website randomly begin an online chat (video and text) with another visitor. At any point, either user may leave the current chat [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chatroullete1.jpg" rel="lightbox-320"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-318" title="chatroullete1" src="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chatroullete1-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><a href="http://www.chatroulette.com/" target="_blank">Chat roulette</a> is a new website started in November 2009 and since its launch has gained a lot of popularity. The website allows two random strangers to have webcam-based conversations. Visitors to the website randomly begin an online chat (video and text) with another visitor. At any point, either user may leave the current chat by initiating another random connection.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">This website is the brain child of a 17 year old high school Moscow student. The site receives about 500,000 visitors per day and there are about 35,000 people on Chat roulette at any given time. There has to be some normal people in that 35,000.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Celebrities claiming to have used Chat roulette include <span id="more-320"></span> Kelly Osbourne, Joel Madden, Nicole Richie, and Perez Hilton. Unverified sightings of celebrities have been reported. These include Paris Hilton, Ashton Kutcher, Jonas Brothers, Jessica Alba and BJ Penn. So if you ever wanted to talk to a celebrity from the comforts of your own home you have a chance. I am still hoping on talking to Jessica Alba and Megan Fox.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">There are people who use the service as intended and there have been some weird moments (some pictures below) but then there are the creative ones which used the website to bring joy and laugher to the masses. I am yet to meet the Piano Man or Kermit the Frog <img src='http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">If you are stuck inside on a weekend or just need someone to talk to for a bit try this service. You never know your new best friend or the love of your life might be one spin away.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Check out the videos and pictures below showcasing some of the memorable chat roulette moments.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chatroullete2.jpg" rel="lightbox-320"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-319" title="chatroullete2" src="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chatroullete2-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a> <a href="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chatroullete3.jpg" rel="lightbox-320"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-322" title="chatroullete3" src="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chatroullete3-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chatroullete4.jpg" rel="lightbox-320"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-323" title="chatroullete4" src="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chatroullete4-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a> <a href="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chatroullete5.jpg" rel="lightbox-320"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-324" title="chatroullete5" src="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chatroullete5-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
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		<title>P and NOT P</title>
		<link>http://malcolmmicallef.com/2010/03/10/p-and-not-p/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Micallef</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This comic describes exactly what I thought during discrete structures when I first heard that from a contradiction you can derive anything. This comic is from XKCD, another of the web comics I visit often.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">This comic describes exactly what I thought during discrete structures when I first heard that from a contradiction you can derive anything. This comic is from <a href="http://xkcd.com" target="_blank">XKCD</a>, another of the web comics I visit often.</p>
<p><a href="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/principle_of_explosion.png" rel="lightbox-301"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-302" title="principle_of_explosion" src="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/principle_of_explosion-300x102.png" alt="" width="300" height="102" /></a></p>
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		<title>How I learned how to program</title>
		<link>http://malcolmmicallef.com/2010/03/09/how-i-learned-how-to-program/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Micallef</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A great little comic I stumbled onto today on how one person learned how to program C++ in 21 days.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A great little comic I stumbled onto today on how one person learned how to program C++ in 21 days.</p>
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		<title>My Next Pet&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://malcolmmicallef.com/2010/02/04/my-next-pet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Micallef</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was young I only had two types of pets; fish and birds. The fish weren’t much fun. The birds were a bit more fun but still nothing like a dog. Today I was thinking if I had to a have a pet what would it have to be. I made a list of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/no_i_wont_fix_your_computer.png" rel="lightbox-168"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-169" title="no_i_wont_fix_your_computer" src="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/no_i_wont_fix_your_computer-150x150.png" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>When I was young I only had two types of pets; fish and birds. The fish weren’t much fun. The birds were a bit more fun but still nothing like a dog. Today I was thinking if I had to a have a pet what would it have to be. I made a list of requirements that this pet must accomplish. The pet must be playful, loving and helpful.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">When I say helpful I mean that for example if it’s a dog it must bring in the newspaper, scare off intruders and finally change my graphics card and optimize my computer. Most of you were thinking I wanted a dog. I wanted a dog before I found out what this monkey can do.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">My pet will be this monkey. It would be a perfect relationship. I would buy him a small netbook, it would be like a normal laptop for humans. Maybe even start a new company which would compete with the Apple Geniuses. If Steve Jobs reads this he might get an idea of replacing all his geniuses.</p>
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		<title>An original way to get fired</title>
		<link>http://malcolmmicallef.com/2010/02/03/an-original-way-to-get-fired/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Micallef</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s me again. A guy decided to do what the video I posted earlier showed. The only thing difference that he did it while (pretending) to work. While talking to a colleague. While another of his colleagues was doing an interview on live television. What’s classic about this video is it seems that his friend [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">It’s me again. A guy decided to do what the video I posted earlier showed. The only thing difference that he did it while (pretending) to work. While talking to a colleague. While another of his colleagues was doing an interview on live television.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">What’s classic about this video is it seems that his friend seems to tell him that someone is doing a live interview behind him and his face is a classic s**t.</p>
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		<title>Has this ever happened you?</title>
		<link>http://malcolmmicallef.com/2010/02/03/has-this-ever-happened-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:36:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Micallef</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[College Humour is a site I visit when I am in need of a lift. It has amazingly hilarious videos and photos. If you are having a bad day I dare you to go on this site and check out some of the videos and if they don’t put a smile on your face you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/internet_distractions.jpg" rel="lightbox-157"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-163" title="Internet Distractions" src="http://malcolmmicallef.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/internet_distractions-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/" target="_blank">College Humour</a> is a site I visit when I am in need of a lift. It has amazingly hilarious videos and photos. If you are having a bad day I dare you to go on this site and check out some of the videos and if they don’t put a smile on your face you are either having a very bad day or there is something wrong with you.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Ironically if you are trying to work this video explains why you are not managing…</p>
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		<title>Most Visited Sites of Malta</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Micallef</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I worked on making my website more accessible to Google. This is known as Search Engine Optimization (SEO) and it is a very popular and profitable service some are capable in offering. It involves making a sitemap for Google to know the pages you have on your site, adding the proper meta tags, etc. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Today I worked on making my website more accessible to Google. This is known as Search Engine Optimization (SEO) and it is a very popular and profitable service some are capable in offering. It involves making a sitemap for Google to know the pages you have on your site, adding the proper meta tags, etc.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">During this process I decided to check out <a href="http://www.alexa.com" target="_blank">Alexa</a> to see what the most visited websites in the world are. I was pleasantly surprised when I found that I can see the most visited websites by country.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">For Alexa to track these sites the user must have some adware installed on their computer. So this won’t be the whole Maltese population but still it’s quite shocking when you see some of the sites that are up there.</p>
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<td width="205" valign="top"><strong>Malta Rank</strong></td>
<td width="205" valign="top"><strong>Global Rank</strong></td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Facebook.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">1</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">2</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Google.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">2</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">1</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Google.com.mt</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">3</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">12,814</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Youtube.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">4</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">4</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Live.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">5</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">5</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Yahoo.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">6</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">3</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Wikipedia.org</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">7</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">6</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Timesofmalta.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">8</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">37,594</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Msn.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">9</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">9</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Blogger.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">10</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">7</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Ebay.co.uk</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">11</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">102</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Google.co.uk</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">12</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">22</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">LinkedIn.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">13</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">38</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Twitter.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">14</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">12</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Go.com.mt</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">15</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">114,867</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Ebay.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">16</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">23</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Imdb.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">17</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">40</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Bbc.co.uk</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">18</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">45</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Bing.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">19</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">21</td>
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<td width="205" valign="top">Flickr.com</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">20</td>
<td width="205" valign="top">33</td>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">So far all seems pretty normal. Maltese love social networking, checking their emails and news, wasting time on youtube, and reading blogs. All well and good. You can practically say that the statistics so far match the global trend. Alexa lists the Top 100 sites for each country. I don’t have the patience to type out all the links but the list can be view <a href="http://www.alexa.com/topsites/countries/MT" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">It starts getting interesting at about 23. This is where the porn and file sharing starts. The strangest from all these sites is Xhamster. I thought it was some weird Maltese website. But after going on the site to check it out I press close so hard my left button on my mouse broke. I was at work with my bosses sitting on the table and people running around I didn’t want to get a reputation of watching porn in public. This is why NSFW tags should be used.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">If anyone has ever been in a situation similar to what happened to me today please share as a comment below.</p>
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