Malcolm Micallef's Blog » fish http://malcolmmicallef.com Technology, funny stuff and rants done by Malcolm. Warning confusion inside... Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:45:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 My Next Pet… http://malcolmmicallef.com/2010/02/04/my-next-pet/ http://malcolmmicallef.com/2010/02/04/my-next-pet/#comments Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:55:15 +0000 Malcolm Micallef http://malcolmmicallef.com/?p=168 When I was young I only had two types of pets; fish and birds. The fish weren’t much fun. The birds were a bit more fun but still nothing like a dog. Today I was thinking if I had to a have a pet what would it have to be. I made a list of requirements that this pet must accomplish. The pet must be playful, loving and helpful.

When I say helpful I mean that for example if it’s a dog it must bring in the newspaper, scare off intruders and finally change my graphics card and optimize my computer. Most of you were thinking I wanted a dog. I wanted a dog before I found out what this monkey can do.

My pet will be this monkey. It would be a perfect relationship. I would buy him a small netbook, it would be like a normal laptop for humans. Maybe even start a new company which would compete with the Apple Geniuses. If Steve Jobs reads this he might get an idea of replacing all his geniuses.

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